While I’m getting on with Yulie very well, two differences have emerged already:
1. She’s very driven. I’m not! This is not really a problem, but taking things as they come is not an option. I repeat, it is not an option! Everything has to be planned in advance with military precision!
2. More worryingly for me, she’s trying to turn me into a metrosexual! Despite my explanation to her that there was no man further away from a metrosexual than a Mayo man (with the possible exception of an Offaly man!), it hasn’t stopped her trying! As usual, with women everywhere when they acquire a man, the haircut was the first thing sorted out (in fairness, I needed that!). Stage 2 of a woman’s “Androforming” (term copyright Aidan Reilly 2006!) is the clothes, which to be honest, was called for also! But I draw the bloody line at other “suggestions”. To preserve my dignity with you, my loyal and loving fans, these heinous proposals shall remain confidential! The battle continues, but rest assured, I shall remain resolute in the face of aggression, unyielding against the female terror machine and unwavering in my adherence to the principles of manhood. Now watch this drive……..!!!! (2 points to those who get that reference!!)
Saturday, January 21, 2006
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6 comments:
we have been telling about your unfashionable mullet and hideous dress sense for years but you wouldnt listen, like a a GAA match you have to travel across the world to face up to it! Not impressed that my last comment wasn't posted nor my e-mail responded to!
Tiger D
does 'watch this drive' pertain to Bill Cullen's definition of a Rock Hudson?
Tiger D?
In response to your 1st post, I could hardly publish/respond before I got them! I will publish all posts that are not insulting/derogatory to anyone, especially to me!
We all can't have the perfect quiff or be the epitome of sartorial elegance like your good self!
And you're only jealous because you can't grow a mullet anymore!
It was a reference to George Bush -He gave a speech like that
about fighting terror, then said "Now, watch this drive" to the press. The camera panned out to show that he was standing beside a tee box! Then he got up and burst a ball off the tee! It was very funny. Michael Moore had it in one of his films - can't remember which one exactly.
That would be Farenheit 911. Anyway, I'm racking my brain as to what's the mysterious third string of Yulie's androforming initiative might be. ... a Pete Burns-esque cheekbone lift perhaps? - Kieran
Not quite as severe as that, Kieran! Please don't be putting ideas into her head!
Lets just say that you are on the right track, but way, way past the Aidan turnoff!
And thanks for the film title!
ps Further posts designed to inveigle further information on the exact nature of the suggestions (note plural!) will not be entertained! I plan to replace the now known 3rd mystery of Fatima with that classified information!!
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