The Guy Down the Polytechnic Swears he's Elvis!

Yes folks, the king is indeed alive. I just got interviewed by a guy called Elvis! He thankfully didn't do any pelvic thrusts or appear to have a penchant for peanut butter and banana sandwiches though! Elvis had two of the Jordanaires with him, one of whom was the point man. While the point man was probably the nicest guy I've ever got interviewed by, I don't think I'm a great fit for this particular job.

It's for a position in the Design School, whereas I'm more of a techie. Despite the job advert seeming suitable, the reality on the ground appears somewhat different. The hours you can expect to work out here are "8.30am - 6pm, plus some evenings and weekends". Sounds like you have to earn those, err, exorbitant salaries out here! Part-time work has to be declared, although I'm not sure how you'd fit it in!