Lies, damn lies and....

Some miscellaneous useless statistics from my observations thus far:

1. No. of Chinese taller than me: 4
2. No. of Chinese with a beard: 1
3. No. of Chinese with a smig: 1
4. No. of Chinese with a decent looking/non-mangy moustache: 0
5. No. of obvious Chinese lesbians: 2
6. No. of left-handed Chinese: 3
7. No. of Bangladeshis with good jobs: 0
8. No. of Indian millionaires/bullshitters on buses: 1
9. No. of relatively modest looking ang moh punching above their weight with the local lasses: n where 20 < n < 50!!!
10. No. of good looking Asian chicks: N, where N >>n !!!
11. No. of not so good looking Asian chicks: M, where M roughly equals N !!!
12. No. of good looking Asian guys: How the hell would I know!!!