Survival of the dumbest

The latest series of that show, Survivor, started recently here. Now, normally, I wouldn't watch this kind of tripe, but as most of you know by now, my choices are somewhat limited over here!

Now, I don't know about you, but if I was due to go on such a show (for the uninitiated, about 12 people are left alone in/on a jungle/tropical island to fend for themselves and compete for $1 million. Food, water and shelter not provided!), I'd have studied that SAS survival guide or some other such readily available tome. At the very least, I'd have put on extra weight and watched (again!) the enjoyable and educational Ray Mears survival series that was on BBC!!

What did these geniuses do? The woman made sure they looked good in a bikini and the guys buffed up in the gym, so as to look good on TV! None of them could find their ass with both hands and most of them are turning into walking skeletons!

If they had prepared correctly, life would be so much easier for the morons! Then again, the show would be probably even more boring than it is!!!