Deride and Prada Choose

It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single woman in possession of a good man, is in want of:

1. Many long shopping trips with said man (bored) in tow, usually to buy yet another pair of shoes or handbag.
2. A new example where the man can not do anything right!
3. A new look for that man (refer to androforming post - http://aidaninasia.blogspot.com/2006/01/metrosexual-my-are.html)