Thursday, March 09, 2006

Wormhole Found?


In a potentially exciting development today, an intact ancient African village was found in Singapore Zoo. Scientists consulted on the find postulated that either there was a large fissure in the space-time continuum at those co-ordinates or, more likely, the zoo had built a replica as an exhibit. Archaeologists studying the site believe that Singapore’s location between Java and Africa could be significant “This extraordinary find could prove to be a link between 2 of the oldest humanoid remains found to date, Java man in Indonesia and Lucy in the Rift Valley. The workmanship is amazing and fits in perfectly with what we know of ancient African building techniques.

Singapore Zoo, however, said that the village was built by five local carpenters 3 years ago, the design based on a village in their favourite film – “King Solomon’s Mines”.

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