Some people would say that windows are the best use of PVC. Others might say piping or some other construction use.
These people have not seen "Underworld" or "Underworld: Evolution"! I went to the cinema to see the latter with herself last night. I can now categorically state that Kate Beckinsdale's body suit is the best use for PVC that I've ever seen! (Kylie's hotpants (surely the best 50p ever spent?!) in her "Spinning Around" video were satin, apparently.)
If you think I'm being puerile now (you'd be right!), you should have seen me last night! I practically had to wear a bib for the duration of the film, insisted on calling it "Underpants: Evolution" and got caught (very badly!) by herself rubbernecking another ang moh's hot (exotic?!!) Asian girlfriend. To top it off, I sent her to the wrong seat on purpose when we got to the theatre as a wee joke. Since we were the first ones in, I thought it wouldn't be that embarrassing. Luckily for me, 3 or 4 people came in right after us and sat between us. That made it funnier as she had to clamber past them to get to her correct seat.
No, I don't know what she sees in me either!!!!
By the way, PVC costume aside, I thought the film was very enjoyable hoop!
Friday, March 03, 2006
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I hope you all appreciate the hard work behind the scenes that goes into this blog!
In order to be as accurate as possible for you, my devoted fans, I have to conduct research for some of my posts.
Thus, I was forced into looking at many Kylie sites, before finally finding out the material in those pants! During the course of this, err, research, I found out that the pants were insured for £1 million (2 million times what Kylie's stylist paid for them). Tragically though, the same pants are apparently disintegrating and have to be stored in an airtight container. Bow your heads and join me in a minute's silence!!!
Another little trick of mine was to feign a slight jump just before a scarey part, while herself was on the edge of her seat!
To balance things out a little (before you all start feeling sorry for the poor girl), I did say that the Lycans (werewolfs) were like me, but not as hairy!!!!
Notwithstanding that the movie is pure shite - you'll like Charlize Theron in Aeon Flux too.
Saw the trailer for that lately. Not sure that she's in Kate's league, but for research purposes, I may investigate!
I think for research purposes we should re-examine Kylie's hotpants and all associated material, get on it Aidan
Tiger D
Aye, aye, Tiger!! I'll get on it, err, right away!
Incidently, the film (the original reason for the post!) is not getting great reviews, but I thought it was better than the critics say it was.
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